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how i start the day. EVERYDAY.
Source: theduty
I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy, then brushed my teeth with this. FACT
before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of.. scotch?
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack. Haha.
This reminds me of my first trip to Canada. We were up in that part of the world for a New Year’s trip to Ann Arbor....
Endorsed by Ke$ha.
Why brush with whiskey toothpaste when you could brush with a bottle of Jack? Amiright? Amiright?
“brush my teeth with a bottle of jack”
Before I leave brush my teeth with a SQUEEZE TUBE of Jack.